Chiropractors love kinky patients.  We love the ones with their spines, legs and arms buckled and twisted up by stress.  

We love it when they come into the chiropractic office in pain, hobbling in the classic bent over position that marks them as old, stiff and failing to thrive.

Chiropractors don't wish this debility on their patients, but they love it when it is presented to them, for the chiropractor knows that the suffering one is in the right office, seeking out the right treatment and advice. Kinky is the word that comes to mind when viewing the disabled-by-subluxation patient. 

Don't run away here, these poor souls aren't deviates, just physically deviated.  These poor patients are succumbing ...