EDITOR, The Tribune.

I don't usually watch when the Senate is televised, however, having to rest a sprained ankle, I caught some of the debate yesterday and was very impressed by the creative language of certain of our Senators.

Saunders Beach new toilets - for those who missed this we are going to have a set of state-of-the art male and female toilets.

Now what makes a public toilet state-of-the art?

A toilet with ocean view? Air-conditioned? Automatically scented? Has a Balcony where the users of the toilets can rest? Has piped music of your choice? Electric toilet paper dispensers? Hot air hand dryers? Ability to obtain a massage? Valet parking? Car wash whilst you use the state ...

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