Dear Editor,

Quite interesting how the Christian community is so concerned that the government of the day, and the United Nations, might have a gay agenda. It's time for Christians to face the truth. Christianity is the gay agenda.
The gay race has controlled the church since King James commissioned the King James version of the Bible to be written in 1611 and gave copies to his many male lovers. The straight race hasn't controlled the church since the Inquisition and the tragic voyage of discovery in 1492 - twin disasters from which we are still recovering. The closest thing to true Christianity right now is the Westboro Baptist Church, and its days are numbered.
You see, Christianity died in The Bahamas in 1979 when Bob Marley came to town. That's when Bahamians realized we don't have to believe in a Euro-Christian god. We don't have to believe in Euro-Jesus. We don't have to believe in anything at all.
But not to worry. Christianity will always be with us. As long as there is ignorance, poverty and disenfranchised youth in crisis mode, people will always need an invisible something or other in which to believe. True Christianity is ready for a big return. One group of Christian leaders is condemning gay people to hell while an Anglican priest is implying that all black Bahamians are breeders. (It's the 21st century but we're still a plantation nation.) In the mean time, a Christian cult has taken over the civil service and is refusing to allow women with breasts to register to vote. I guess the old saying is true: The poor go for God.

- Kirk Catalano

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