A true Bahamian patriot

Thu, Aug 27th 2015, 10:45 AM

Dear Editor, Please allow me to take this opportunity to protest against some instances of scurrilous, vitriolic propaganda that have been published in the press, online etc. against a true Bahamian patriot - namely Shane Gibson, MP. What the vast majority of Bahamians fail to understand is the total conviction that Gibson brings to defending the integrity and independence of our beloved Bahamaland. He has stated quite categorically his belief that in future, any foreigner who wishes to invest in this county should first undergo a "psychological evaluation".

For many years I foolishly misunderstood Gibson's motifs with regard to his love and defense of our Bahamaland. When I first saw photographs of his hairless head up close and personal with Anna Nicole Smith's voluptuousness, I was mortified. Now of course I realize that he was merely conducting a psychological evaluation of the lady in question. What a wise man.

- John Stroud

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